The Sparkleverse™
School of Magic
On October 14, I take this apart and rebuild it as a monthly membership. Until then, one payment covers everything I have ever made and everything I ever will.
3 crossings until the toll moves
There is a bridge, a troll, and a toll,
and the toll keeps going up.
Here's the whole deal in one place, so you don't have to scroll to find out what you're buying.
On October 14, The Sparkleverse™ School of Magic stops being a one-payment library and becomes a monthly membership. Smaller, tiered, recurring. The pay-once-and-never-again version goes away that day, and it won't be coming back.
Between now and October 13, you can still get lifetime access to everything.
It starts at $225
Every three people who cross, the price increases by $50.
- No timer.
- No set time of day.
- When the third person buys, the sign gets repainted.
It's not a fake countdown.
Just a road that's getting busier than it used to be.
Not a course you finish.
A shelf you reach for.
There is no start date and no correct order. There is a library, and you go into it when you need something.
Here is what that looks like in practice.
You're mid-build on an offer, and you need a sales page structure.
You're planning a quarter, and the standard calendar doesn't match how your energy actually moves.
You're rewriting your bio for the ninth (or ninetieth) time, and you want a framework instead of another blank page.
Someone asked you what you do, and you gave three different answers in the same conversation.
You need a ritual for a season that is kicking you.
You want to sell something next month, and you don't want to build it from nothing, so you take a PLR product and make it yours.
You need someone else's Google Sheet, so you don't have to build your own.
You're looking at the next version of yourself, and you would like some company while you work out who that is.
Some people use this to build a business.
Some use it to rebuild themselves.
Most end up doing both, which is kind of the point.
Years of work, in one place, and you only pay for it once.
This is not a spiritual business course. It is a library of strategic, practical and soul-aligned tools for people building a life and business that fits all of who they are.
Including the parts that do not fit neatly into a niche.
Crystal has a gift for making business strategy feel like spellwork. I leave her products and summits feeling not only more magical but more capable as a CEO.
ElenaSoulpreneur
Show me what is insideWhat's Inside?
Everything.
And I do mean everything.
The Witches Road™, both paths
The twelve-month Wheel of the Year program. Life Path and Biz Path, both included. Workbook content and community, no video, which is exactly how the people using it want it.
Some months are still in production. Every month of both paths is finished and in your hands by October 14.
On October 14, The Witches Road becomes $333 per path and leaves SSOM permanently. It will not be in the membership at any tier.
The Feck It Clubhouse™, all twelve workbooks
The complete twelve-module business program. Getting built right from the start, building a business that fits your brain, pricing and positioning, marketing and sales, systems and sustainability, and the rest. Workbooks and community. The coaching program is separate and not included.
Same as above, the remaining months land by October 14.
On October 14 the Feck It workbooks become a $997 program and leave SSOM permanently. Also not in the membership at any tier.
Two Telegram coaching sessions every month, forever
Second Saturday and third Thursday, 11am to 8pm Central. Bring your real questions. Business strategy, tech, clarity, whatever is stuck.
Lifetime members keep these permanently. The monthly membership will not include them at any tier. This is the last door to them.
23+ PLR products you can sell as your own
Private label rights content you can rebrand, sell, give away or use as the backbone of your own offer. One of the most-used parts of the library by people building their own thing.
Courses and programs
Biz Builder Bootcamp. Brand Alchemy Workshop and the two-day bootcamp. Canva Like You Have ADHD (Even If You Don't). Canva System Starter Kit. The Permission Quest Toolkit. All of them, the moment you join.
Templates and systems
WordPress and Elementor website templates. Google Sheets systems and dashboards. Canva template libraries and organization trainings. Wheel of the Year planning frameworks. Seasonal strategy guides.
Quests, live and archived
Every quest replay in the archive, plus every live quest going forward. Quests are twelve-day story-driven events, like summits, and beginning with October, done in a way you've NEVER seen an event done before. There are 6-12 of them each year.
Live workshops
Run on audience request throughout the year. Included, live and in replay.
Community
The private SSOM channel, and TWR channel inside The Fellowship of the Rainbow™. We start gathering on the road again on October 1.
Everything I make from here forward
Automatically, without you buying it again. That is the part that ends on October 13. Excludes all 1:1 services, coaching, design work, physical products, and sponsorships.
The rituals and tools were things I could actually use in my business the same day. It felt like I had permission to stop separating my magic from my work.
Cassie
I didn't think a PDF could feel so magical, but the Elemental Business Style Guide helped me change how I run my day-to-day. It felt like Crystal somehow wrote a business plan with my spirit guides.
Heather
The toll rises $50 every three people who cross. The bridge closes October 13.
About that 300+ number
I am not going to hand you a big number and hope you do not look at it closely.
The library is 300+ resources. A chunk of that is currently retired, and I want you to know exactly what that means before you pay me.
The retired items are older work. Some of it reads more generic than what I make now. Some of it was assembled faster than I would assemble it today. Most of it has links inside to communities and pages that have since moved. They are pulled out of active rotation so I can rework them properly.
They are also still genuinely good, and there is a lot of them.
Here is the part that matters
Buy before October 13 and the retired archive comes with you.
All of it, as-is, including the pieces I am going to rebuild and the pieces I am going to fold into something else.
The membership version launching at Black Friday will not include the retired archive at any tier. It is being rebuilt into a smaller, sharper library, and the older material does not come along.
So this is not "buy now, price goes up." This is the last version that includes the whole four years.
Everything Crystal creates is so thoughtfully designed. It's gorgeous, practical, and infused with magic. I've never seen resources like these anywhere else.
Tina
How this actually
works right now
Today, you get a spreadsheet. By October 14, you get the portal.
Both of them are yours the moment you pay. You do not have to do anything to move from one to the other.
Today
You get a spreadsheet.
Every resource in the library lives in a Google Sheet, organized and linked, and you download straight from it.
It is not glamorous. It works, it has worked for years, and you will have it in your hands the minute your payment clears.
No drip schedule. No waiting period.
By October 14
You get the portal.
A real member portal with navigation, categories and search, and a guide living inside it.
Not a search bar. An actual answer to "where do I start." You tell it what you are working on or where you are stuck, and it points you at the one thing to open.
I built it because I have a folder with hundreds of items in it too, and I know exactly what that does to a tired brain.
Everything you buy today lands in the portal automatically when it opens. You do not do anything.
The Biz Spell Generator? OBSESSED. I did not expect to laugh, cry, and get such spot-on guidance from a bot. It feels like having a magical business bestie in my pocket.
Julie
The toll rises $50 every three people who cross. The bridge closes October 13.
Five Guardians. Five Houses.
One that is already yours.
The Sparkleverse has five elemental Guardians, and each one keeps a different shelf. Take the quiz, find yours, and it changes what you notice first and where you start.
Ember the Dragon
House of the Ruby Flame · Fire
The one who burns bright and is still working out what to build with all that fire. Ember keeps the loud shelf. Launches, visibility, pricing for people who have been undercharging so long they forgot it was a choice.
Yours if you have something finished sitting in a folder nobody has seen, you have been almost ready since spring, or you have known your prices are wrong for a while.
Marina the Mermaid
House of the Emerald Heart · Water
The seeker. The one who reads the room before you know you are broadcasting. Marina keeps story and voice. Messaging, positioning, finding words for something you have only ever felt.
Yours if you cannot explain what you do without a running start, your copy sounds like someone else, or the words keep coming out smaller than the thing they describe.
Skyborn the Griffin
House of the Sapphire Gaze · Air
Watches everything, speaks when it counts. Skyborn keeps structure. How the pieces fit, what to build first, what to leave alone until later.
Yours if you have eleven half-built things, you cannot tell which one is load-bearing, or you keep starting over because you never decided on the order.
Harmony the Unicorn
House of the Golden Sun · Spirit
Ancient, steady, knows things she cannot source. Harmony keeps the soul-aligned work. Offers built from the inside out, seasonal planning that runs on your rhythm instead of a calendar somebody sold you.
Yours if the strategy is technically correct and something in you keeps refusing it, or you have been waiting for data to confirm what you already know.
Willow the Fairy
House of the Amethyst Root · Earth
Small, ancient, strange. Willow keeps the slow work. Rest as an actual strategy, capacity, the Wheel of the Year, boundaries.
Yours if you are tired in a way sleep is not fixing, your list has been the same list since March, or you got here by doing too much and are about to do it again.
Crystal BergThe Dreaming Witch · Road Keeper
About Crystal
I am Crystal Berg. Seasonal business strategist, anti-hustle advocate, brand alchemist. Founder of Unicorn Mojo and creator of The Sparkleverse™. Time Witch and Tech Witch sharing one body and refusing to pick.
I built this place because I got tired of being told to pick one thing. Every program I ever bought wanted me to be a single clean easily-describable noun. Pick a niche. Pick a lane. Pick a version of yourself and market that one. I would try, it would work for about six weeks, and then some other part of me would start banging on the wall.
Turns out I am not a niche. I am a whole road with a lot of stops on it. So is this school.
Everything in the library came out of something real. Something I needed, or something my community asked for. It is not a content vault. It is the accumulated work of building something weird and watching it work.
Why I am closing it
I gave away too much for too long. Two years of putting nearly everything I make into bundles and summits and free gifts, mine and other people's, until a good chunk of my list has a good chunk of my catalog without ever having paid me for it.
That is not a complaint about you. You learned what I taught you, which is that waiting works.
But a library that grows forever on one payment, carried by one person, has an ending built into it. I would rather choose the ending than hit it at speed.
The community feels like a sacred grove. Safe, empowering, and inspiring.
Arty S.
One payment.
Everything. Forever.
Three things in here have named prices as of October 14.
And that is a fraction of what is in the library. Add 23+ PLR products, the courses, the templates, the quest archive, the Google Sheets systems, the seasonal frameworks, the community, two coaching sessions a month for the rest of time, and everything I make from here forward.
The toll is
$225
3 crossings until it rises $50
One payment. Lifetime access. No subscription, ever.
Payment plans available at checkout.
The bridge closes October 13 at midnight Central. After that the toll booth comes down and the road goes a different way.
My fav membership on the planet. I signed up for Lifetime and would do it again in a heartbeat.
Kelly B.
What is not included
1:1 services (Wild Card Sessions, VIP Days, the Multi-Passionate Dispatch), Brand Alchemy design work, the Feck It coaching program, AI photoshoots and custom graphics, event sponsorships, and The Witches Road™ Tarot Deck.
Every digital product, course, template, PLR item, workbook and quest replay is included.
So what replaces it?
A monthly membership, around $33, launching at Black Friday. There is a gap in between where SSOM is not for sale in any form, because I am building the new one with actual time to think.
It will be smaller on purpose.
Here is what will not be in it at any tier
- The Witches Road, either path
- The twelve Feck It workbooks
- The retired archive
- The Telegram coaching sessions
That combination stops existing anywhere at any price on October 14.
If you are already a member, none of this touches you. You keep everything, forever, exactly as promised, and the portal comes to you too.
Questions people actually ask
The full library via the Google Sheet, organized and linked, downloadable straight from the sheet. Both Witches Road paths. All twelve Feck It workbooks. The 23+ PLR products. Every course, template and system. The quest replay archive. Plus the private SSOM channels in the Fellowship.
By October 14. Everything you bought lands in it automatically, along with the guide that tells you where to start.
Both paths are complete and delivered by October 14. Some months are still in production right now. It is workbook content and community, no video, which is what the people using it asked for.
Same answer. All twelve workbooks by October 14. Workbooks and community, no video. The coaching program is separate and not included.
Older work I have pulled from active rotation to rework. Some of it reads more generic than what I make now, and a lot of it has outdated links inside pointing to communities and pages that have moved. It is still substantial and still useful. Buy before October 13 and it is yours as-is. It will not be in the membership version.
Because there are only so many of me and the road is busier than it used to be. Every three people who cross, the toll rises $50 and stays there. Whatever you pay is the last payment you ever make.
Neither. It is a forever-access library. You pay once and own it. There is no subscription that lapses if you fall behind, and no second thing you were supposed to buy to make this one work.
Right now, the sheet is organized by category and searchable. By October 14 the portal guide does it for you. You are not meant to consume this in a weekend. Take one thing, use it, come back.
Anyone. There is a lot of business strategy in here. There is also the Life Path, seasonal planning, personal growth frameworks and ritual work that has nothing to do with building an offer. Multi-passionate means all of you.
No, because you get immediate access to the entire library. If you join and something feels off, email magichappens@unicornmojo.com and I will help you find where you should actually be starting. That usually fixes it.
With a spouse or your kids, yes. Beyond that, no. If you know someone who genuinely cannot afford it, have them email me.
A lot of people do, because I have been giving it away for two years. What you are buying is the complete set, permanently, plus everything I make from here, plus the pieces that are about to leave and never come back.
The toll is
$225
If you have opened this page a few times this year and closed it again, waiting has been a perfectly sound strategy with me. I built that habit.
October 13 is where it stops working. Not because I am being clever with urgency. Because the thing changes shape and I cannot hold the old one open past that date.
Payment plans at checkout. Closes October 13, midnight Central.
And if the answer is no, that is a real answer. I would rather you skip it than buy it and feel strange about it afterward.
CrystalYour Road Keeper
I've always struggled with feeling like an imposter. The content in your events helped me see that my unique magic is my greatest asset. I'm no longer working for peanuts.
Chris A.
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