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Reclaim Your Desire with Ember, The Passion Witch

Stop living from “should.”
Start living from want.
Your April personal guide is here.

Get a taste of what walking The Witches Road Biz Path is like with this workbook.

It’s April, and something is stirring.

You’re looking at:

❌ Your daily life and realizing most of it was built for someone else’s comfort. 

❌ Your list of desires, the one you keep in your head but never say out loud, and wondering when “someday” is actually going to show up. 

❌ The version of yourself you keep performing and feeling exhausted by how far she is from the real you.

You’re being told to:

“Be grateful for what you have.” “Don’t be selfish.” “Put everyone else first.” “You should be happy… what’s wrong with you?”

There’s a different way.

✅ What if the flatness you’re feeling isn’t depression or ingratitude; it’s desire trying to get your attention?

✅ What if naming what you actually want is the most honest, brave, necessary thing you can do?

That’s what this workbook teaches. 

The Problem:

Every month, you:

❌ Put your desires last because everyone else’s needs feel more urgent. 

❌ Perform a version of yourself that gets approval instead of being the version that feels true. 

❌ Call your passions “impractical” and shelve them for “someday.”

❌ Shrink yourself to keep other people comfortable.

❌ Feel flat, bored, going through the motions, and guilty for even noticing. 

But you’re not ungrateful. You’re just drawing from the wrong fuel.

The Solution:

What if you could:

✅ Reclaim what you actually want and build your life from that instead. 

✅ Name your desires without flinching or apologizing. 

✅ Stop performing and start living as your actual self.

✅ Practice pleasure as a daily habit, not a reward you have to earn.

✅ Take up space without shrinking for other people’s comfort. 

✅ Feel alive again, genuinely, physically, unmistakably alive.

That’s what this workbook teaches.

 

Meet Ember, the Passion Witch, and Wisdom Keeper for April.
APRIL'S TRIALS:

You know what you want, somewhere underneath all the responsibility and performance, and “I’m fine, really.” You know. 

You’ve been building what you think people want instead of what you want to create.

  • You want more time for yourself.
  • You want to finish that creative project you keep putting off.
  • You want to feel excited about something again.
  • You want to stop performing and start living.
  • You want to take up space.
  • You want to feel alive.

But you’ve been told, by family, friends, culture, and your own inner critic, that desire is dangerous. That wanting things for yourself is selfish. That good people put others first and themselves last.

So you’ve been doing that. Living from “should.” 
And it works, kind of.
You function, kind of.
Your life runs, kind of.

But you’re flat, and the people around you can feel it.

Ember doesn’t do flat. 

What's Inside the Workbook:

Section 1: Welcome to Beltane Season

  • Understanding April’s fire energy (Beltane/Late Spring)
  • Why this is desire season, not “be responsible” season
  • Meet Ember the Passion Witch
  • Ember’s core teaching: Your Desire is Sacred

Section 2: The Trial of Desire

  • What it means to name and reclaim what you actually want
  • Why your life feels flat (and what to do about it)
  • The shadow work of dimming yourself for others
  • Learning to say “I want” without flinching

Section 3: Rituals & Spells

  • The Desire Excavation Ritual (digging up buried wants)
  • The Full Volume Ceremony (reconnecting with your unfiltered self)
  • The Beltane Release Burn (releasing the “should” scripts)
  • The Passion Recall Spell (for when everything feels flat)

Section 4: Strategies & Tactics

  • The Desire Reclamation Practice (daily)
  • The Pleasure Inventory
  • The “Too Much” Audit
  • The Role Audit
  • The Bold Living Sprint (7 days of bold moves)

Section 5: Shadow Work

8 deep shadow work prompts for April’s desire and “too much” triggers.

Section 6: Worksheets & Prompts

  • The Desire Map
  • The Identity Excavation
  • The Pleasure-Capacity Connection
  • The Desire Archaeology
  • The April Fire Tracker

Section 7: Monthly Planning Tempalte

  • April planning for desire-driven living
  • What you’re reclaiming, what you’re burning
  • Weekly check-ins for desire vs. obligation awareness
  • How you’ll honor your bold moves

Section 8: Mini-Apothecary

10 potions for fire work: teas, elixirs, oils, bath soaks, and ritual drinks to support passionate, bold business building

Your Investment?

Just $18.50!

Yep! Just $18.50 for a 50+ page workbook.

💬 Words from fellow Travelers:
VeronicaConsultant
I grew up with a lot of 'shoulds' around what success looks like. The Witches Road helped me unpack all of that.

Ember's work on desire was HARD for me. I'd never given myself permission to want what I actually wanted. I was building what would make my parents proud, what would prove I'd 'made it.' But it was making me miserable.

Working through her month, I completely pivoted my offers. I stopped doing what I thought I should do and started building what lights me up. My income stayed the same, but my energy was completely different.

Marrow helped me see that my real values weren't what I'd been claiming. This program gives you permission to build YOUR version of success. Not your parents', not your industry's, not Instagram's, yours! I can't recommend it enough.
DanielleCopywriter
The Witches Road is the most comprehensive business program I've ever invested in, and I've done A LOT of programs.

Every month, you get a 40-50 page workbook that's part business strategy, part inner work, part ritual. I thought the rituals would just fun little extras, but they're actually the secret sauce.

They help you EMBODY the work instead of just intellectually understanding it.

Thorne helped me get through a major pivot by teaching me to sit in the unknown instead of forcing clarity. Every single witch had something I needed. The program can meet you wherever you are all year long.

Crystal is also incredibly responsive and generous. Plus, you get LIFETIME access, so you can revisit different witches as you need them.
Sarah M.Brand Strategist
I joined The Witches Road thinking it was just another business program with a witchy aesthetic. I was wrong. This completely transformed how I run my business, and honestly, how I live my life.

Brigit helped me set a vision that actually felt like mine for the first time in years. Ember gave me permission to be bold in ways I was too scared to try. And Morrigan? She made me kill an offer I'd been dragging around for two years that was bleeding me dry.

I'm making more money, working less, and I finally feel like my business reflects who I actually am. If you're tired of cookie-cutter business advice and want something that actually honors your full self, your intuition, your seasons, your soul, this is it!
James K.Leadership Coach
I'm a pretty skeptical guy. I don't do woo-woo. But I was burnt out, lost, and desperate for something different. A friend told me about The Witches Road and I figured, what the hell.

Turns out, this isn't woo-woo. It's just smart business wrapped in better metaphors. The seasonal approach actually makes SENSE. The idea that you can't be in growth mode all year? Revolutionary for someone like me who was running on fumes.

Libra's balance work saved my marriage. Tempest taught me how to handle chaos without losing my mind. And the strategy is SOLID. This isn't just vibes, it's actual business building.

I didn't expect to love this as much as I do. But here I am, a year later, telling everyone about it.
Aisha P.Wellness Practitioner
The Witches Road gave me back my business, and myself.

I was performing a version of me that I thought would be successful: always positive, always 'love and light,' always available. I was exhausted and resentful, and my clients could feel it.

Working with Marrow helped me strip away all the performance and rebuild from truth. Working with Maeve taught me I could actually CHARGE for my work and not feel guilty.

Morrigan, helped me release a toxic business partnership I'd been too scared to end. My revenue doubled this year. But more importantly, I actually like my business again. I wake up excited instead of drained.

Crystal has created something truly special here. This is the program I wish I'd found five years ago.
Michelle L.Content Creator
I've been in business for 15 years and thought I'd seen every business framework out there. The Witches Road is different.

It's about building a business that actually WORKS with your life instead of against it, not just hacks and bandaids.

Solara pushed me to finally step into visibility (I'd been hiding behind my work for years), and Cinder's rest month was life-changing. I actually took December OFF for the first time ever.

The workbooks are comprehensive, the teachings are deep, and the monthly calls with Crystal are worth the investment alone. She's brilliant, practical, and has this way of making complex business strategy feel accessible.

If you're building a business for the long haul, not just a quick cash grab, this is the program for you."
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