YOUR PRODUCT IS ON ITS WAY TO YOUR INBOX.
Hold on to your horn, unicorn! While you’re here, I’ve got something really magical I’d like to share with you.
The Sparkleverse™
School of Magic
On November 1st, I take this apart and rebuild it as a monthly membership. Until then, one payment covers everything I have ever made and everything I ever will.
3 crossings until the toll moves
There is a bridge, a troll, and a toll,
and the toll keeps going up.
Here's the whole deal in one place, so you don't have to scroll to find out what you're buying.
On November 1st, The Sparkleverse™ School of Magic stops being a one-payment library and becomes a monthly membership. Smaller, tiered, recurring. The pay-once-and-never-again version goes away that day, and it won't be coming back.
Between now and October 31st, you can still get lifetime access to everything.
The toll is now $225
It opened at $225, and it rises $50 every three people who cross.
- No timer.
- No set time of day.
- When the third person buys, the sign gets repainted.
3 crossings until it moves
It's not a fake countdown.
Just a road that's getting busier than it used to be.
It's not a course you finish.
It's a shelf you reach for.
There is no start date and no correct order. There is a library, and you go into it when you need something.
Here is what that looks like in practice.
You're mid-build on an offer, and you need a sales page structure.
You're planning a quarter, and the standard calendar doesn't match how your energy actually moves.
You're rewriting your bio for the ninth (or ninetieth) time, and you want a framework instead of another blank page.
Someone asked you what you do, and you gave three different answers in the same conversation.
You need a ritual for a season that is kicking you.
You want to sell something next month, and you don't want to build it from nothing, so you take a PLR product and make it yours.
You need someone else's Google Sheet, so you don't have to build your own.
You're looking at the next version of yourself, and you would like some company while you work out who that is.
Some people use this to build a business.
Some use it to rebuild themselves.
Most end up doing both, which is kind of the point.
Years of work, in one place, and you only pay for it once.
This is not a spiritual business course. It is a library of strategic, practical and soul-aligned tools for people building a life and business that fits all of who they are.
Including the parts that do not fit neatly into a niche.
Crystal has a gift for making business strategy feel like spellwork. I leave her products and summits feeling not only more magical but more capable as a CEO.
ElenaSoulpreneur
Show me what is insideWhat's Inside?
Everything.
And I do mean everything.
The Witches Road™, Life Path & Biz Path
Twelve months, twelve ancient witches, one for each turn of the Wheel of the Year. Each one hands you a workbook.
The Biz Path takes that month's energy at points it at your business. What to launch, what to let sit, what this particular season is actually good for, and what to avoid.
The Life Path points the same month inward. The personal work, seasonal ritual, and questions you only ask yourself in November.
Most people walk one. Some walk both.
Workbook content and community. No videos. The workbook format is more powerful and moves the needle.
October is in your hands now. November lands on November 1.
On November 1st, The Witches Road becomes $555 per path and leaves SSOM permanently. It will not be in the membership at any tier.
The Feck It Clubhouse™ Biz Program
Twelve modules for building a business that fits the brain you actually have, instead of the one every business course assumes you do.
It starts where you'd expect. Foundations, getting built right the first time, and the boring structural stuff nobody wants to do twice.
Then it goes where most programs don't. Building around your real energy instead of a productivity system you'll abandon two months later. Pricing and positioning when you've been undercharging so long it stopped feeling like a decision. Marketing and sales without a script that makes you feel like a used car. Systems that still hold up on a bad week.
It's the whole practical spine of a business, written for people who have started over, need to, or know their business is lacking a solid foundation.
Includes twelve workbooks. The coaching program and community are separate and not included.
Modules 1-6 are instant access. Modules 7-12 are delivered by November 1, when the full program is finished.
On November 1st the Feck It workbooks become a $997 program and leave SSOM permanently. Also not in the membership at any tier.
Bonus: No Vault Required
Everyone hands you their prompts, their voice doc, their skills. Then your writing sounds like theirs. This is the course where you build your own.
I teach you how I built and customized Claude around my actual business, and you do the same with yours. Self-paced modules, videos, and workbooks, laid out so you can put your framework together and have it running in about two days.
Comes with the Foundation Pack: my voice document skeleton with instructions under every section, a starter list of the AI tells that show up in almost everyone's writing, and a setup checklist that works for Claude, ChatGPT or Gemini. That's $37 on its own.
The Foundation Pack lands mid-October. The course is delivered on Black Friday.
No Vault Required is $333 when it releases. Join by October 31st and it arrives in your library at no extra cost. It will not be included in the membership at any tier.
Two Telegram coaching sessions every month, forever
Second Saturday and third Thursday, 11am to 8pm Central. Bring your real questions. Business strategy, tech, clarity, whatever is stuck.
Lifetime members keep these permanently. The monthly membership will not include them at any tier. This is the last door to them.
23+ PLR products you can sell as your own
Private label rights content you can rebrand, sell, give away or use as the backbone of your own offer. One of the most-used parts of the library by people building their own thing.
Courses and programs
Biz Builder Bootcamp. Brand Alchemy Workshop and the two-day bootcamp. Canva Like You Have ADHD (Even If You Don't). Canva System Starter Kit. The Permission Quest Toolkit. All of them, the moment you join.
Templates and systems
WordPress and Elementor website templates. Google Sheets systems and dashboards. Canva template libraries and organization trainings. Wheel of the Year planning frameworks. Seasonal strategy guides.
Quests, live and archived
Every quest replay in the archive, plus every live quest going forward. Quests are twelve-day story-driven events, like summits, and beginning with October, done in a way you've NEVER seen an event done before. There are 6-12 of them each year.
Live workshops
Run on audience request throughout the year. Included, live and in replay.
The new member portal
On November 15 the whole library moves into a proper portal, with real navigation and search, so you can find the one thing you need instead of scrolling a list. Included, and nothing to do on your end.
Community
The private SSOM channel, and TWR channel inside The Fellowship of the Rainbow™. We start gathering on the road again on October 1.
Everything I make from here forward
Automatically, without you buying it again. That is the part that ends on October 13. Excludes all 1:1 services, coaching, design work, physical products, and sponsorships.
The rituals and tools were things I could actually use in my business the same day. It felt like I had permission to stop separating my magic from my work.
Cassie
I didn't think a PDF could feel so magical, but the Elemental Business Style Guide helped me change how I run my day-to-day. It felt like Crystal somehow wrote a business plan with my spirit guides.
Heather
The toll rises $50 every three people who cross. The bridge closes October 31st.
About that 300+ number
I am not going to hand you a big number and hope you don't look at it closely.
The library is 300+ resources. A chunk of that is currently retired, and I want you to know exactly what that means.
Retired means I pulled it out of active rotation, but not because it's bad.
Some of it is long. Too long. Forty pages doing a job eight pages could do better, and I want to cut it down properly instead of leaving it sitting there being exhausting.
Some of it covers things I'm not actively teaching right now, and I'd rather rebuild it into something current than leave it orphaned.
And a lot of it has links inside pointing to communities and offers and pages that have moved since I wrote it.
It's four years of real work. All still good. Just waiting its turn.
Here is the part that matters
Buy by midnight on October 31st and the retired archive comes with you.
All of it, as-is, including the pieces I am going to rework and the pieces I'm going to fold into something else.
The membership version launching January 1 won't include the retired archive at any tier. It is being rebuilt into something smaller and sharper on purpose, and the older material doesn't come along.
So this is not "buy now, price goes up." This is the last version that includes the whole four years.
Everything Crystal creates is so thoughtfully designed. It's gorgeous, practical, and infused with magic. I've never seen resources like these anywhere else.
Tina
Here is what is actually in there
Every title below is a real, finished thing sitting in the library right now. Open a shelf and look.
- The Phoenix Quest: What Needs to Burn So You Can Rise
- Multiverse: Assembled
- Plot Twist Academy: When Life Doesn't Go According to Plan
- Friday the 13th Shadow Quest: Face Your Shadows on the Shadowiest Day of the Year
- Midlife Unfiltered Experience
- The PLR Treasure Hunt: From Graveyard to Booty
- The Misfit & The Muse: Create Without Rules
- Quest of the Wheel's Whisper Summit: Align Your Biz & Life with Nature's Magic
- Profit Potions Summit: Brewing Business Magic
- Clarity Code Summit: Quest for Your Inner Compass
- Money Magnet Summit: Quest for the Golden Key
- Believe: Creating Rainbows in Difficult Times Summit
- Resell Rights Riches PLR/MRR Summit
- Plot Twist Field Guide: What Just Happened, and What Do I Do Now?
- Plot Twist Pivot Playbook: How to Actually Change Direction Without Burning Everything Down
- One-Hour Canva System Sprint
- Canva System Starter Kit
- Canva Like You Have ADHD (Even If You Don't) Course
- Permission Quest
- Permission Quest Toolkit
- Permission Quest Unlocked: The Long Road Experience
- World-Building as Transformation: How to Create a Universe That Changes Lives
- The Guardian Archetypes for Creatives
- The Seasonal Creative's Grimoire
- The Witching House: Finding Magic in the Unknown
- The Dark Moon Rising Integration Ceremony
- Cosmic Pause: Astrology's Dark Moon Wisdom Guide
- The Between: Death, Rebirth, and the Messy Middle
- The Treasure Master's Blueprint: Organize What You Have, Activate What You Need, Guard Against Future Hoarding
- Anti-Hoarding Guidebook: Break the PLR Buying Cycle Forever
- The Treasure Master's Organization Workbook
- The Sparkle Alchemist: Transforming the Witch Wound Into Your Most Potent Marketing Magic
- The Sparkle Alchemist's 3-Step Guide: Unwounding Your Marketing Voice
- The Sparkle Alchemist: 3 Private Rituals to Transform Your Witch Wound Into Magnetic Marketing
- Whispers in the Quiet: How to Hear Your Soul's Direction in the Dark
- Soul Whisper Journal Pages: Your Direct Line to Soul Wisdom
- The Whisper Workbook: A Guide to Deep Soul Listening
- The AI-Powered Time Witch
- The Witch's Almanac: A Modern Guide to the Wheel of the Year
- The Beginner's Guide to the Wheel of the Year
- Elemental Business: Balancing Earth, Air, Fire, Water, and Spirit for Holistic Growth
- From Burnt Out to Lit Up
- The Flamekeeper's Guidebook for Walking the E.M.B.E.R. Path
- The Collaboration Code Workshop: Bundle & Summit Magic
- Biz Builder Bootcamp
- The Sparkleverse Strategy Training
- Workbook Wizard Workshop
- Workbook Wizard Mockups
- Intuition Activation Workbook: A Wildwood Practice with Finn Moonstride
- Wild Wisdom: A Journal for Off-Map Living
- The Sparkleverse School of Magic Mini-Masterclass: Financial Magic
- The Sparkleverse Clarity Kit: A Quest Journal
- 5-Day Business Alignment Workbook
- 7-Day Email Challenge: Astro-Adventure
- 7-Day Email Challenge: Email Elixir
- 7-Day Email Challenge: Getting Started with Notion
- 7-Day Email Challenge: Level Up Your Socials
- 7-Day Email Challenge: Lucky Number Numerology
- 7-Day Email Challenge: Moonbeam Manifesting
- 7-Day Email Challenge: The Crystal Compass
- 7-Day Email Challenge: The Productivity Reboot
- 7-Day Email Challenge: The Storyteller's Sketchbook
- 7-Day Mindfulness Meditation Challenge
- Abundant Entrepreneur: Building Wealth & Impact Through Passive Income
- Akashic Adventures with Unicorn Wisdom: Your Personal Quest
- Akashic Records: Readings with Spirit Workbook & Journal
- Ancestor Adventures: Unlocking the Wisdom Within Your Lineage
- Ancient Deities, Modern Devotion: Honoring the Gods and Goddesses in Daily Life
- Animal Magic & Familiars: Connecting with Animal Spirits and Totems
- Astral Travel for Beginners: A Step-by-Step Guide to Out-of-Body Experiences
- Astrology 101 eBook
- Astrology for Everyday Life: Practical Applications for Self-Discovery and Growth
- Astrology Illuminated: Your Path to Personal Growth
- Aura Awareness 101: A Beginner's Guide to Understanding Auras
- Aura Cleansing 101: Clearing and Balancing Your Energy Field
- Balanced Soul: A Practical Guide to Integrating the Sacred Feminine and Masculine
- Belief Blueprint: Your 3-Step Guide to Shifting from Stormy to Sparkly
- Biz Growth Using Divine Feminine Energy Workbook
- Bump it Up! Supercharge Your Sales with Smart Order Bumps & Upsells
- Candle Magic for Manifestation: Attracting Abundance and Creating Your Reality
- Candle Magic Primer: A Beginner's Guide to Harnessing the Power of the Flame
- Chakra Toolkit: Chakra Imbalance + Daily Check-Ins + Get to Know Your Chakras
- Chakras 101 eBook
- Chillax with Breathwork: Stress Relief Guidebook
- Clarity Code: 5-Minute Quick Win Success Rituals
- Clearing with Colors: The Rainbow Light Energy Handbook
- Coloring Book: Fantasy Fairies
- Coloring Book: Fantasy Forests
- Compass of Clarity: Mapping Your Biz Vision with Inner Wisdom
- Content Creation Guidebook: From Imaginative Research to Enchanting Promotion
- Cosmic Cash Flow: A Starry-Eyed Guide to Financial Success
- Cosmic Harmony: Mastering Human Design Essentials
- Creating Family Traditions: Ideas and Inspiration for Building Lasting Family Memories
- Creating High-Converting Affiliate Content: Writing and Design Tips
- Creative Spark Content Idea Generator Workbook
- Creative Unicorn's Book Crafting Checklist
- Creative Unicorn's Book Crafting Exercise Workbook
- Crystal Clarity with Unicorns: Ceremony Guide
- Crystal Magic: A Unicorn's Guide to Healing
- Dancing with Starlight: Manifest Your Dreams & Live Aligned with Your Soul Purpose Workbook
- Dancing with the Darkness: Shadow Work for Anxiety and Depression
- Deskercise Handbook: 10-Minute Workouts for Busy Entrepreneurs
- DIY Branding for Business Owners with Canva
- Dragon Fire Meditations: Finding Courage & Strength in Meditation
- Dreamwork Practices: Enhancing Dream Recall and Inducing Lucid Dreams
- Elemental Alchemy: Manifest Your Dreams with Earth, Air, Fire, and Water
- Elemental Magic for Modern Mystics: Awaken the Elements Within
- Elevate Your Ad Revenue: A Playful Unicorn's Guide to Boosting Blog Income
- Enchanted Bestiary: A Practical Guide to Animal Magic
- Enchanted Rituals: Unicorn Ceremony Planning
- Energy Management for Entrepreneurs: Human Design Strategies for Sustainable Success
- Engagement Boosting Bonuses: Add Value & Drive Sales with Nurture Funnels
- Engagement Quest: Gamify Your Email Marketing
- Family Meal Planning: Recipes and Tips for Cooking Healthy and Delicious Meals
- Game-Based Loyalty Programs: Build Customer Retention with Fun and Rewards
- Gamified Lead Magnets: Designing Interactive Freebies
- Get It Done Week: Laying the Foundation
- Get It Done Intensive: Mastering Your Time & Energy
- Glowing Wellness: Self-Care Essential Oils Guidebook
- Good Business Guide: Ethical Entrepreneurship Made Easy
- Guardians of the Akashic Galaxy: Exercises for Cosmic Bonding
- Healing Ancestral Patterns Workbook: Breaking Free from Inherited Trauma
- Healing with Chakras Workbook
- Healthy Habits Challenge: 30-Day Program to Establish Sustainable Wellness Routines
- Homecoming: Finding Peace and Belonging with the Hestia Archetype
- How to Be More Mindful in 7 Days Workbook
- How to Run a 5-Day Challenge: The Unicorn Way
- Human Design Basics: Your Beginner's Guide
- In the Footsteps of Gaia: Honoring the Earth Mother and Nurturing the Planet
- In the Shadows of the Moon: A Guide to Hecate's Mysteries
- In-Home Eden: The Indoor Nature Oasis Manual
- Inner Realms, Outer Limits: Deepening Your Astral Practice
- Intuitive Branding Workbook: Conjuring Your Brand's Magic
- Intuitive Mastery Workbook: Embrace Your Psychic Potential
- Launch Like a Pro: Strategies for Successful Product Launches
- Living Your Human Design: Practical Applications for Daily Life
- Lunar Blossoms: A Guide to Gardening with the Moon
- Magical Gemstone Grids for Business Growth
- Magical Launch Rituals & Ceremonies
- Manifest Your Dreams Workbook and Journal
- Manifesting Time: A Unicorn's Guide to Time-Blocking for Abundance
- Map of Empowerment: Take Ownership of Your Journey and Create Your Reality
- Mindful Customer Service Excellence
- Mindful Entrepreneurship 101 Mini-Guide
- Mindful Entrepreneurship: Integrating Mindfulness Into Your Business Journey
- Mindful Marketing Mastery: Ethical and Authentic Promotion Strategies
- Mindful Mornings Guidebook
- Mindful Networking Strategies
- Monetize Your Blog with Unicorn Magic: The Ultimate Passive Income Checklist
- Moon Magic Mastery: Step-by-Step Rituals for Personal Growth
- Moon's Mysteries: A Guide to Lunar Magic and Rituals
- Moonlit Unicorn Magic: Lunar Spells and Rituals
- New Year, New Plan: A Strategic Planning Guide for Small Business Growth
- Nurture Funnel Optimization Guide
- Onboarding Spellbook: Crafting Sparkly Connections Checklist
- Onboarding Spellbook: Crafting Sparkly Connections Exercise Workbook
- Past Lives Tarot Spreads: Insights Into Your Soul's Journey
- Path of the Shadow: A Spiritual Guide to Self-Discovery
- Pawsome Treats: Homemade Goodness for Happy Pets
- Personalization Potions: Tailoring Emails for Maximum Impact
- Pet SOS: Emergency Essentials for Pet Owners
- Planetary Power: Harnessing the Energy of the Planets
- PLR Deconstruction & Reconstruction Master Workbook
- PLR Product Remix Blueprint
- PLR/MRR Legal Checklist
- PLR/MRR Legal Power Pack
- Podcast Launch Checklist: Your Step-by-Step Guide to Going Live
- Power of Self-Love: Journal Prompts & Affirmations
- Psychic Development Playbook: A Magical Journey to Unlock Your Inner Gifts
- Psychic Protection 101: Shielding Techniques for Sensitives
- Rainbow Road Navigator: Your Guide to Believing in Your Journey
- Rooted & Resilient: Your Digital Protection Playbook
- Sacred Space Design Guide: Design Your Haven
- Script Genie: ChatGPT-Powered Sales Scripts
- Segmentation Secrets: Targeted Nurture Funnels for Maximum Engagement
- Self-Care by Design: Personalized Wellness Practices Based on Human Design
- Self-Care in 5 Minutes or Less
- Self-Care Workbook
- Shadow & Light: Creative Transformation with the Full Moon
- Shadows and Sparkles: Unicorn Shadow Work Journal
- Shimmering Path: Understand and Develop Your Spiritual Gifts
- Sigil Magic Made Simple: A Beginner's Guidebook
- Sparkle and Shine Challenge: Exercise Workbook
- Sparkle and Shine Challenge: Your Success Checklist
- Sparkle Collective: Shine Brighter Together
- Sparkle Hub: Your One-Stop Shop for Spreadsheet Brilliance
- Sparkling Affiliate Adventure Checklist
- Sparkling Unicorn Success Kit: 30-Hour Workweek Edition
- Spellbinding Story Starters
- Spiritual Awakening Starter Kit
- Spring Clean Your Biz: Declutter, Refresh, and Optimize for Growth
- Storytelling Mastery for Content Creators
- Streamlining Business Systems: Process Perfection
- Sun Sign Reflection + Zodiac Compatibility Reflection Workbook
- Sustainable Success for Intentional Business Owners
- Tarot Journeys through the Akashic Records
- Tarot of the Unicorn Shadows: Mystical Card Guidance & Spreads
- Tarot Spells by Unicorns: Lunar Card Spreads
- The Pocket Alchemist's Mini-Guide to Conscious Cash Flow
- The Sorcerer's Spending Grimoire & Manifestation Map
- The Unicorn Mojo Clarity Compass Course
- Time Magic: An Entrepreneur's Guide to Conjuring Productivity
- Unbreakable Boundaries: A Step-by-Step Workbook for Self-Protection
- Unicorn Alchemy for Passive Profits: Transforming Your Business
- Unicorn Brain Fog First Aid Kit
- Unicorn Brain Fog: De-Fart Your Brain, Reclaim Your Sparkle! Workshop
- Unicorn Mindset Mastery: Excel in a Shorter Workweek
- Unicorn Mojo Onboarding Kit
- Unicorn Sequences: Building Fun and Effective Email Funnels
- Unicorn Shadows Crystal Matrix: Your Grid Guide
- Unicorn Sparkle Getting Started Guide to Segmentation Secrets
- Unicorn Yoga Harmony: Breathe, Stretch & Sparkle
- Unicorn-ify Your To-Do List: A Fun Approach to Effective Time Management
- Unicorn-Powered Product Strategy
- Unicorn's Guide to Abundance Crystals
- Unicorn's Guide to Creative Writing
- Unicorn's Guide to Finding Your Podcast Niche
- Unicornpreneur's Checklist: Work 30 Hours a Week or Less
- Unlock Your Money Mojo: A Quick-Start Guide to Wealth Attraction
- Unlocking AI Magic for Product Descriptions Guide & Prompts
- Unveil Your Intuition Self-Discovery Guide
- Wealth Within: A 21-Day Abundance Activation
- Wheel of the Year Tarot Companion
- Woo-Woo Wealth: Incorporating Spirituality Into Passive Income Streams
- Your Sparkle Code: The Mystic's Guide to Business
- Zodiac Business Blueprint: Unlock Your Cosmic Potential
Imbolc
- Imbolc: Wheel of the Year Guidebook
- Awakening the Light: An Imbolc Altar Guide
- Imbolc Divination Spreads & Journal Prompts
- Imbolc Recipes for the Soul
- Spark the Spring Spirit: Imbolc Fun for the Whole Family
- Celebrating Imbolc with Your Furry Friends
Ostara
- From Winter's Slumber to Spring's Bloom: A Cleansing Guide
- Magical Bloom: DIY Ostara Crafts Guide
- Ostara Kitchen Magic: Mystical Recipes for Springtime Renewal
- Ostara Spring Blossom Intention Workbook
- Radiant Renewal: Unlocking Ostara's Herbal Magic
- Awakening with the Fairies: A Springtime Guide to Nature's Magic
Beltane
- Beltane Alchemy: Correspondences Workbook for Rituals
- Beltane Bites: Culinary Delights
- Beltane Blessings: Altar Design Guidebook
- Beltane Brews: Harnessing Herbal Energies for Beltane
- Beltane Enchantment: Magic and Spellcasting Workbook
- Beltane Oracle: Divination Journey for May Celebrations
- May Day Magic: Beltane Crafting Collection
- May Day Musings: Guided Journal for Beltane Reflections
- Spring Serenity: Meditations & Visualizations for Beltane Renewal
- Awakening the Spirit: Spring Equinox Yoga Flow Workbook
- Enchanted Equinox: Spring Tarot Card Spreads & Guidebook
Summer Solstice
- Luminous Light Tarot Guidebook & Journal: Summer Solstice Edition
- Radiant Rituals: Crafting Sacred Solstice Altars
- Sizzling Summer Solstice Recipes
- Solar Spells: Harnessing Sun Magic for Summer Solstice
- Summer Solstice Self-Care Rituals: Embrace the Light
- Sun Salutations: Yoga Flow for Summer Solstice Strength
- Sun-Kissed Skin: Natural Beauty Rituals for Summer Glow
- Sunny Solstice Crafts: DIY Projects for Summer Celebrations
- Sunshine Serenity: Guided Meditations for Summer Solstice Bliss
Lammas
- Baking with the Sun: Lammas Breads, Sweets & Savory Treats
- Crystal Harvest: A Lammas Guide to Gemstone Magic
- Herbal Harvest: A Lammas Guide to Plant Magic
- Lammas Ritual Guidebook For Solitary Practitioners
- Seeds of Tradition: Unveiling the Ancient Origins of Lammas
- The Golden Grain Grimoire: Lammas Spells for a Bountiful Harvest
- The Visionary Harvest: A Lammas Guide to Inner Wisdom & Abundance
- Unlock the Magic of Lammas: Your Guide to Divination & Abundance
Mabon
- Mabon Magic: A Beginner's Guide to Celebrating the Autumn Equinox
- Mabon & The Sacred Feminine: Honoring the Goddess and the Harvest Mother
- The Mabon Journal: Reflect. Be Grateful. Set Intentions.
- The Mabon Kitchen: Seasonal Recipes and Culinary Magic
- Mabon Altar & Home Decor
- Mabon Meditations & Visualizations
- Mabon Spellbook: Spells & Rituals for Balance, Gratitude, and Release
- Mabon for Solitary Practitioners
- Mabon with Children
- Mabon and Ancestral Connection
- Mabon Divination: Tarot, Runes & Other Oracles
- Mabon Storytelling & Folklore
Samhain
- Samhain and the Elements: Honoring the Earth's Transition
- The Crone's Abyss: A Samhain Journey Into Shadow, Power & Sacred Feminine Rebirth
- Samhain's Sacred Gateway: Journeying to the Otherworld through Meditation
Yule
- A Guide to Winter Solstice
- Yule Winter Solstice Guide to Celebrate
- Solstice Sparkles: A Unicorn Companion for Yuletide Divination
- The Hygge Witch's Yule: A Cozy and Magical Winter Solstice
- Whispers of the Unicorn: Dreamwork for the Yuletide Season
- Yule and the Elements
- Yule and the Inner Child: Reclaiming Joy and Wonder
- Astrology: Full Website Package
- Astrology: Sales Page
- Sisterhood: Sales + Thanks Pages
- SSOM House Quiz
- Fellowship of the Rainbow Discovery Pack
- SSOM Discovery Gift: Skyborn & The House of the Sapphire Gaze
- SSOM Discovery Gift: Harmony & The House of the Golden Sun
- SSOM Discovery Gift: Marina & The House of the Emerald Heart
- SSOM Discovery Gift: Ember & The House of the Ruby Flame
- SSOM Discovery Gift: Willow & The House of the Amethyst Root
- The Five Elements of Business Magic Archetype Map
- The Wheel of the Year Business Planner
Both Witches Road™ paths and all twelve Feck It Clubhouse™ workbooks are on top of everything listed above, along with every quest that runs from here forward and everything else I make.
How this actually
works right now
Today, you get a spreadsheet. By November 1st, you get the portal.
Both of them are yours the moment you pay. You do not have to do anything to move from one to the other.
Today
You get a spreadsheet.
Every resource in the library lives in a Google Sheet, organized and linked, and you download straight from it.
It is not glamorous. It works, it has worked for years, and you will have it in your hands the minute your payment clears.
No drip schedule. No waiting period.
By November 1st
You get the portal.
A real member portal with navigation, categories and search, and a guide living inside it.
Not a search bar. An actual answer to "where do I start." You tell it what you are working on or where you are stuck, and it points you at the one thing to open.
I built it because I have a folder with hundreds of items in it too, and I know exactly what that does to a tired brain.
Everything you buy today lands in the portal automatically when it opens. You do not do anything.
The Biz Spell Generator? OBSESSED. I did not expect to laugh, cry, and get such spot-on guidance from a bot. It feels like having a magical business bestie in my pocket.
Julie
The toll rises $50 every three people who cross. The bridge closes October 31st.
Five Guardians. Five Houses.
One that is already yours.
The Sparkleverse has five elemental Guardians, and each one keeps a different shelf. Take the quiz, find yours, and it changes what you notice first and where you start.
Ember the Dragon
House of the Ruby Flame · Fire
The one who burns bright and is still working out what to build with all that fire. Ember keeps the loud shelf. Launches, visibility, pricing for people who have been undercharging so long they forgot it was a choice.
Yours if you have something finished sitting in a folder nobody has seen, you have been almost ready since spring, or you have known your prices are wrong for a while.
Marina the Mermaid
House of the Emerald Heart · Water
The seeker. The one who reads the room before you know you are broadcasting. Marina keeps story and voice. Messaging, positioning, finding words for something you have only ever felt.
Yours if you cannot explain what you do without a running start, your copy sounds like someone else, or the words keep coming out smaller than the thing they describe.
Skyborn the Griffin
House of the Sapphire Gaze · Air
Watches everything, speaks when it counts. Skyborn keeps structure. How the pieces fit, what to build first, what to leave alone until later.
Yours if you have eleven half-built things, you cannot tell which one is load-bearing, or you keep starting over because you never decided on the order.
Harmony the Unicorn
House of the Golden Sun · Spirit
Ancient, steady, knows things she cannot source. Harmony keeps the soul-aligned work. Offers built from the inside out, seasonal planning that runs on your rhythm instead of a calendar somebody sold you.
Yours if the strategy is technically correct and something in you keeps refusing it, or you have been waiting for data to confirm what you already know.
Willow the Fairy
House of the Amethyst Root · Earth
Small, ancient, strange. Willow keeps the slow work. Rest as an actual strategy, capacity, the Wheel of the Year, boundaries.
Yours if you are tired in a way sleep is not fixing, your list has been the same list since March, or you got here by doing too much and are about to do it again.
Crystal BergThe Dreaming Witch · Road Keeper
About Crystal
I am Crystal Berg. Seasonal business strategist, anti-hustle advocate, brand alchemist. Founder of Unicorn Mojo and creator of The Sparkleverse™. Time Witch and Tech Witch sharing one body and refusing to pick.
I built this place because I got tired of being told to pick one thing. Every program I ever bought wanted me to be a single clean easily-describable noun. Pick a niche. Pick a lane. Pick a version of yourself and market that one. I would try, it would work for about six weeks, and then some other part of me would start banging on the wall.
Turns out I am not a niche. I am a whole road with a lot of stops on it. So is this school.
Everything in the library came out of something real. Something I needed, or something my community asked for. It is not a content vault. It is the accumulated work of building something weird and watching it work.
Why I am closing it
I gave away too much for too long. Two years of putting nearly everything I make into bundles and summits and free gifts, mine and other people's, until a good chunk of my list has a good chunk of my catalog without ever having paid me for it.
That is not a complaint about you. You learned what I taught you, which is that waiting works.
But a library that grows forever on one payment, carried by one person, has an ending built into it. I would rather choose the ending than hit it at speed.
The community feels like a sacred grove. Safe, empowering, and inspiring.
Arty S.
One payment.
Everything. Forever.
Three things in here have named prices as of October 14.
And that is a fraction of what is in the library. Add 23+ PLR products, the courses, the templates, the quest archive, the Google Sheets systems, the seasonal frameworks, the community, two coaching sessions a month for the rest of time, and everything I make from here forward.
The toll is
$325
1 crossings until it rises $50
One payment. Lifetime access. No subscription, ever.
Payment plans available at checkout.
The bridge closes October 31st at midnight Central. After that the toll booth comes down and the road goes a different way.
If you choose a payment plan, you are responsible for making all the payments.
My fav membership on the planet. I signed up for Lifetime and would do it again in a heartbeat.
Kelly B.
What is not included
1:1 services (Wild Card Sessions, VIP Days, the Multi-Passionate Dispatch), Brand Alchemy design work, the Feck It Clubhouse Coaching Program, AI photoshoots and custom graphics, event sponsorships, physical products, and The Witches Road™ Tarot Deck.
Every digital product, course, template, PLR item, workbook and quest replay is included.
So what replaces it?
A monthly membership, around $33, launching on January 1st. There is a gap in between where SSOM is not for sale in any form, because I am building the new one with actual time to think.
It will be smaller on purpose.
Here is what will not be in it at any tier
- The Witches Road, either path
- The twelve Feck It workbooks
- The No Vault Required AI Course
- The retired archive
- The Telegram coaching sessions
That combination stops existing anywhere at any price on October 14.
If you are already a member, none of this touches you. You keep everything, forever, exactly as promised, and the portal comes to you too.
Questions people actually ask
The full library via the Google Sheet, organized and linked, downloadable straight from the sheet. The Witches Road™ Life Path and Biz Path. The Feck It Clubhouse Biz Program. 23+ PLR products. Every course, template and system. The quest replay archive. Plus the private SSOM channel in the Fellowship.
By November 15. Everything you bought lands in it automatically, along with the guide that tells you where to start.
Both paths are complete except for October and November. October is in your hands now, and November is delivered November 1.
Modules 1-6 are complete. Modules 7-12 are delivered by November 1, when the full program is finished. The coaching program and community are separate and not included.
Older work I have pulled from active rotation to rework. Some of it is longer than it needs to be. Some covers topics I am not actively teaching right now and I would rather fold it into something current. And a fair bit has outdated links inside pointing at communities and pages that have moved.
It is still substantial and still useful. Buy before October 13 and it is yours as-is. None of them will be in the membership version at any tier.
The value is closer to $3,000. Every three people who cross, the toll rises $50 and stays there.
The price on this page is the price at checkout. I update the sign first and the product second, so you will never be charged more than what you just read. And whatever you pay is the last payment you ever make.
Neither. It is a forever-access library. You pay once and own it. There is no subscription that lapses if you fall behind, and no second thing you were supposed to buy to make this one work.
Right now, the sheet is organized by category and searchable. By November 15 the portal guide does it for you. You are not meant to consume this in a weekend. Take one thing, use it, come back.
Anyone. There are a lot of business offers in here. There is also the Life Path, seasonal planning, personal growth frameworks and ritual work that has nothing to do with building an offer. Multi-passionate means all of you.
No, because you get immediate access to the entire library. If you choose a payment plan, you are responsible for completing all of the payments. If you join and something feels off, email magichappens@unicornmojo.com and I will help you find where you should actually be starting. That usually fixes it.
With a spouse or your kids, yes. Beyond that, no. If you know someone who genuinely cannot afford it, have them email me.
A lot of people do, because I have been giving pieces away for four years. What you are buying is the complete set, permanently, plus everything I make from here, plus the pieces that are about to leave and never come back.
Fair question, and I am not going to pretend it did not slip. What is different now is that the portal is not optional anymore. The membership launching January 1 cannot exist without it, so it moved from the wish list to the critical path.
And either way, you are not waiting on it to get your things. The full catalog is in your hands the day you pay.
There will be a small entry tier once the membership is fully built. It is a doorway. A few things, a way in, and a monthly fee that never stops.
It is not this. This is one payment for the entire four-year library, both Witches Road paths, all twelve Feck It workbooks, two coaching sessions a month for good, and everything I make from here forward. Same school, completely different door.
Payment plans are at checkout and they are low. If that still is not it, that is a real answer and I would rather you skip this than strain for it, as you are responsible for making all of your payments in the payment plan.
The rituals and tools were things I could actually use in my business the same day. It felt like I had permission to stop separating my magic from my work.
Cassie
I didn't think a PDF could feel so magical, but the Elemental Business Style Guide helped me change how I run my day-to-day. It felt like Crystal somehow wrote a business plan with my spirit guides.
Heather
3 crossings until the toll rises $50. The bridge closes October 13.
The toll is
$225
If you have opened this page a few times this year and closed it again, waiting has been a perfectly sound strategy with me. I built that habit.
October 13 is where it stops working. Not because I am being clever with urgency. Because the thing changes shape and I cannot hold the old one open past that date.
2 crossings until the toll rises $50. Payment plans at checkout. Closes October 13, midnight Central.
If you choose a payment plan, you are responsible for making all the payments.
And if the answer is no, that is a real answer. I would rather you skip it than buy it and feel strange about it afterward.
CrystalYour Road Keeper
I've always struggled with feeling like an imposter. The content in your events helped me see that my unique magic is my greatest asset. I'm no longer working for peanuts.
Chris A.
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